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Sets car as profile picture, killed by Decepticons #badluckbrian
I’d go down on a woman if I didn’t have to get an ugly haircut afterwards.
@Paxochka about 3 hours ago
Chicks are great friends, as soon as they get a man you won’t hear from them again until they get dumped.
@Aspersioncast about 7 hours ago
My phone vibrates every time you star one of my tweets… It’s in my panties so I’m ready for a good star f*cking.
My wife is so cute, always clearing her browser history and throwing the computer out a window when I walk in the room.